Yep, Horton Hears A Who hits theaters this weekend, and it’s not just me using the occasion to parody Hillary Clinton. The New Haven Advocate is also channeling Theodor Geisel, injecting a little Seuss into the situation. Here’s a snippet:

The time has come, We don’t care how.
But Hillary Rodham Clinton
Will you please GO NOW!

Your campaign is becoming
An endless charade,
So get off the trail,
Burn out now, don’t just fade.

You can swim down a river
Of crocodile tears.
You can surf on a wave
Of terrorist fears.

Enough with the red phone!
Enough with the NAFTA!
If you like,
You can go now by White Water Rafta…

(hat tip: crisdecuba.com)

It’s really ironic now that Rosanne Barr supports her…

(hat tip: Yahoo!)

Actually, not only Bob Dole. I guess John McCain is also more like Bill Clinton than we realized. He can’t raise money, but remarkably he can still raise something else. Anyway, so much for all those people defending Cindy McCain and her not being a trophy wife.

For more on Vicki Iseman, head on over to today’s New York Times article.

One of my favorite images of all time, compliments of the good people over at Pinko Magazine: